How Shit Happens in Different Religions

Taoism

Shit Happens.

Hare Krishna

Shit Happens. Rama Rama Ding Ding.

Hinduism

This Shit Happened Before.

Islam

If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage.

Zen

What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?

Buddhism

When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?

Confucianism

Confucius Say, "Shit Happens."

7th Day Adventist

Shit Happens On Saturdays.

Protestantism

Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder.

Catholicism

If Shit Happens, I Deserve It.

Jehova's Witness

Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens."

Unitarian

What Is This Shit?

Mormon

Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.

Judaism

Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?

Rastafarianism

Let's Smoke This Shit.