The top ten times in history when using the "F" word was appropriate:

1. "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima - August 1945
2. "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 1877
3. "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 1938
4. "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926
5. "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 126 BC
6. "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo 1566
7. "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc 1434
8. "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my ass!" - Noah 314 BC
9. "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" - JFK 1963
10. "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton 1997