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Thanks to Felicia for this one! Dog lovers of the world, unite...
To people who visit my home:
- The dog lives here...you don't.
- If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
- Yes, he has some disgusting habits. So do I and so do you. What's your point?
- OF COURSE he smells like a dog.
- It's his nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel free to sniff his.
- I like him a lot better than I like most people.
- To you he's a dog. To me he's an adopted son, who is short, hairy, walks on all fours, doesn't speak clearly, and hates cats. I have no problem with any of these things (although the cats might).
- Dogs are better than kids:
- They eat less,
- They don't ask for money all the time,
- They are easier to train,
- They usually come when called,
- They never drive your car,
- They don't hang out with drug using friends,
- They don't smoke or drink,
- They don't worry about whether they have the latest fashions,
- They don't wear your clothes,
- They don't need a gazillion dollars for college,
- and if they accidentally get pregnant......you can sell the pups - and it's OK to get them sterilized so they won't have offspring!
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