Cats vs. Dogs

What is a cat?

• Cats do what they want, when they want, and don't give a damn what you think.
• They rarely listen to you.
• They are totally unpredictable.
• When you want to play, they want to be alone.
• When you want to be alone, they want to play.
• They expect you to cater to their every whim.
• They are bitchy and moody.
• They leave hair everywhere.

CONCLUSION: They are tiny little women in fur coats.

What is a dog?

• Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
• They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room!
• They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
• They growl when they are not happy.
• When you want to play, they want to play.
• When you want to be alone, they want to play.
• They leave their toys everywhere.
• They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
• They go right for the crotch as soon as they meet you

CONCLUSION: They are tiny little men in fur coats.