You know you're a child of the 80's when...

• You know what "psyche" means.
• You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off."
• You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer".
• You can sing the McDonald's Big Mac, Filet-o-fish, quarter pounder and French fry song.
• You know who Mr. T is.
• You know who Fat Albert is. And who was the old boy with the pink mask?
• You ever wore fluorescent, neon clothing.
• You could breakdance, or wished you could.
• You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
• You Believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!"
• Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.
• You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
• You knew that knowing is half the battle.
• You wanted to be on Star Search.
• You can remember Michael Jackson when he was black.
• You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth.
• You remember the Garbage Pail kids, and owned some.
• You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout."
• You knew "Rut row raggy" and "Zoinks."
• You HAD to have your MTV.
• "The Breakfast Club" become an instant classic.
• You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.
• You owned only cassettes, and probably a few 45s.
• You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.
• You remember and/or owned any of the Care Bear Glass collection from Pizza Hut or the Muppets glasses from McDonalds.
• Poltergeist freaked you out.
• You knew who Ben Stein was before you could win his money... "Bueller?"
• You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins, ET, Dukes of Hazzard, Knight Rider, Strawberry Shortcake, or A-Team lunch box.
• You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female Smurf.
• You know what leg warmers are and probably had a pair.
• You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.
• You wore your Izod shirt with the collar up.
• You had a Swatch Watch with the Swatch Guard.
• Your Legos collection started with the free sets in a Happy Meal.
• You remember when Happy Meals came in a box, not a paper bag.
• You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
• You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.
• You know what "Push Up" ice cream is.
• You had to come in the house when the street lights came on.
• You had to change into play clothes after school.
• You either owned or knew somebody with a Commodore 64.
• You hated Scrappy Doo.
• You recorded songs off the radio with your boom box.
• You wished you had a light saber.
• Somehow you still know all the words to songs played on VH1's "Big 80's" ("it's been 7 hours & 15 days...")
• Your arm was full of rubber bracelets.
• You have ever said, "Gag me with a spoon."
• You have ever wondered what happened to Saturday morning cartoons.
• You had to get up to change the channel.
• You can still sing 1 to 12 from the Pinball machine on Sesame Street.
• You thought the "Thriller" video was pretty cool.
• You remember the first time you went into a video store to rent a movie.
• You wore those wide, colorful shoelaces.
• Quiet Riot's "Cum on Feel the Noize" was the best song - ever.
• You know where "I want my two dollars" came from.
• You still cannot go in to the water because of that damned movie - Jaws.
• El Debarge's "Feel the beat of the rhythm of the night" plagued the radio every hour.
• You remember life before minivans and SUVs.